This Is The Final Destination, All Change Please, All Change.

After releasing The Final Destination it would be reasonable to assume that the Warner’s and New Line franchise had come to a close. But logic and candour can never overcome bottom-line profit; especially as Alan Horn, speaking at ShoWest, has announced that another movie is in development.

Yes, apparently death’s grand design, so effective at ensnaring photogenic teenagers, a revolving feature of its precedents, has not yet developed the cunning needed to expire the franchise itself.

The announcement did not indicate whether series stalwarts Glen Morgan, James Wong or David R Ellis would be along for the plane ride? Check, car ride? Check, roller-coaster ride? Check, speedway chase? Check. Well let’s just say, by any means of transportation that this feature will be brought to a 3D screen near you, they are currently not on board.

MATT RICHARDSON